Friday, June 21, 2013

FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE

"the dog days are over...the dog days are done..."
it's officially summer and time for everyone to be taking those long road trips to some beach, somewhere. and many of you will be taking spot, or fido, with you. and that's a fabulous idea, if your vacation will allow. but have you thought about your dog? have you thought about all the things bowzer will need to have a happy and safe trip?

  1. start by feeding fido a light meal a few hours before the start of your trip. that way he's digested his food and gone potty before you ever leave.
  2. make sure to pack food, bottled water, leash, bowls, poop bags, pet's medication, and vaccination record. also, his favorite toy and blanket.
  3. make sure your puppy has all of his identification tags on...and consider having him microchipped.
  4. don't let your baby ride with his head out the window. he could get hit with flying objects.
  5. stop every hour or two and let fido get some exercise and use the bathroom. 
  6. and...most importantly...never ever ever ever leave spot alone in a parked car. on a hot day, the car can turn into a furnace quickly, resulting in possible heat stroke and/or death. 


has bowzer never been on a car trip before? try taking him on some mini trips in the days and weeks leading to your vacation.
happy trails!!!

^poop bags with a cute little dispenser available at petsmart^



Monday, June 17, 2013

MANIC MONDAY

"holiday, oh a holiday, and the best one of the year..."
i post a lot of odd "holidays" here. "peanut butter cookie day". "barefoot day". "day of the zombie". so, i thought a day to celebrate the bk would be awesome. a day that everyone who knows and loves him can celebrate his existence. not the day of his birth...just the fact that he lives on this planet and is, as one friend put it, "da man". i thought it would take some work. it doesn't. i just have to declare it to be his day, and celebrate it. if i do this enough, it could catch on and be celebrated by people all over the country. 
you want to create your own holiday? here's how:

  1. pick your date. try to avoid nationally recognized days. you don't want your holiday to be overshadowed by something like valentine's day, do you?
  2. announce it publicly. i chose social media. twitterfacebook. those are your best options. you could even create a page on facebook totally dedicated to your holiday.
  3. celebrate big! i am celebrating the bk with dinner at o'malley's in the alley followed by a cincinnati reds game. okay. the reds game was already planned, but still...
  4. again, go public with the celebration. this is key if you want other people to begin celebrating your holiday.
  5. repeat steps 2~4 year after year. eventually, it will catch on and others will join in the fun!
want to make it national? ugh. it literally takes an act of congress. you have to grab the attention of your local congress person. then, they have to make a proposal and get that on the congressional agenda and that can take years. literally years. boo. 


                                                
^reds taking bp^



  


        


if you would like to participate in "celebrate the bk day", head out to your local pub on the third monday of june (this year happens to fall on this very day) and raise a glass to your bk!!