i know, i know. that was only 4 days ago. but...still a flashback. every night i go upstairs and wash my face before bed. maybe i do it a couple hours before. maybe just a couple minutes. every night i reach under the sink and grab an up&up clean cloth (target version of olay...works just as well and less than half the price) to remove my makeup. every night. this night is no different. pull the hair back. grab my clean cloth. take a swipe across my cheek. this feels weird. this smells weird. O...M...G!! THIS IS NOT MAKEUP REMOVER!!! i just wiped my face with a disinfecting cloth i use to clean my counter and toilet! epic. fail.FLASH FORWARD today
today is national failures day. today is a day to embrace all your epic failures. everybody has a moment of failure, even some of the most successful people: babe ruth struck out 1330 times. michael jordan was cut from his high school basketball team. jerry seinfeld froze and was booed offstage the first time he performed. marilyn monroe was told she wasn't pretty enough to be an actress/model and should become a secretary. elvis was fired from the grand ole' opry (after one performance) and told he was going nowhere. and cardinal attempted to wash her face with a disinfecting wipe.
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